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(Source: thorninyourside, via sportyspice94)
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One of my worst qualities is that when I want to express how I feel you know, deep deep down, I try to say it in the least serious way possible. So people never really understand how I feel and this is frustrating!
E.g ‘I’ve fallen for you and never stopped loving you’
will translate to
‘I love you more than beans and rice’
aaaaaaaahTHE JUDAS CRADLE
The victim is hoisted up in the manner shown in the illustration, and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx. The executioner, can vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point.
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